Real-Life Superhero’s Nose Broken by Real-Life Muggers

Posted: January 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

The Vigilante Superhero is someone we’ve been culturally familiar with in recent years, from Spider-Man to Kick-Ass to Scott Pilgrim. Of course, it’s always fictional characters who are suiting up to fight bad guys, but that same hubris has poured directly onto the streets of Seattle, where a dude who goes by the moniker “Phoenix Jones” has taken to fighting crime like the superhero he [thinks he] is.

Unfortunately, Jones hasn’t listened too closely to the Seattle police, who have urged him to quit his crusade for his own safety after a recent incident left him with a broken nose. But as you’ll see in the report, it doesn’t seem like anyone or anything can stop this guy from keeping Seattle crime-free, even a bullet (because, despite his flashy costume, Phoenix Jones doesn’t carry weaponry, which is disconcerting, to say the least).


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